Tuesday, October 19, 2010

English Dancing, International, Israeli, Line, Talking Dog

Hello Gainesville Ocala Israeli and Folk Dancers,

Come out this Friday October 22 for the return of International Folk Dancing.

To give you a heads up, have been working on plans for an Israeli Partner Dance series starting around the end of November or beginning of December for a few weeks, on Monday nights. There will be sessions for different levels, including people who have not danced before. Please start getting the word out there and look for more information to follow.

Happy Dancing,
Andy

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Schedule: confirm all programs before going

1. Wednesday 10/20 - Israeli Dancing at Kol Simcha

2. Thursday 10/21 - English Country Dance

3. Friday 10/22 - International Folk Dancing

4. Tuesday 10/26 - Line Dancing

5. Sunday 11/07 - Contra Dance

Article: Jewish Talking Dog

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Quotes:

- False modesty is better than none. ~ Vilhjalmur Steffanson

- Life is an adventure in forgiveness. ~ Norman Cousins

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1. Wednesday 10/20 - Israeli Dancing at Kol Simcha

Kol Simcha, 14007 NW 44 Ave Gainesville, FL

6:30-8:30 : Teaching and Israeli dancing

With Joseph Simpkins

352-331-3191

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2. Thursday 10/21 - English Country Dance

601 S Main Street

7:00 - 9:30

$5

Annette Merritt, flamerritt@hotmail.com

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3. Friday 10/22 - International Folk Dancing

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 4225 NW 34 Street

8:00 - 11:00

$3, $1 students

Jack Seltzer, 352-359-2903 info@gifd.org, www.gifd.org

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4. Tuesday 10/26 - Line Dancing with Sandi Larkins

Eagles Club, 4562 NW 13th Street

6:00 - 8:15 - Line dancing

$5

Sandi Larkins, ridesthewind@gmail.com

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5. Sunday 11/07 - Contra Dance

Thelma Boltin Center, 516 NE 2nd Avenue

3:30 - 5:00 : Introductory lesson

4:00 - 7:00 : Contra dancing

Beginners welcome; no partner necessary.

Dances are walked through and prompted.

Try it for the first time and your second time is free.

Soft-soled shoes please.

$7, $5 under 21

gods@godsdance.org

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Article: Jewish Talking Dog

Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."

Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk," says Morty.

"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.

"Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: " Irving , Fetch!"

Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!"

Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?"

Morty says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch,' not 'Kvetch."

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